| Q: Why do Wimbledon fans carry
lighters round with them? A: Because they lose all their
matches!
Q: What have Blackburn FC and a
three pin plug got in common?
A: Their both absolutely useless
in Europe.
A wee fella hands over a £50 note
to the turnstile operator at St
James Park
Fella: Two please.
Turnstile Operator: Will that be
defenders or strikers, sir?
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